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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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