- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

a jew walks out of a furnace

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."