- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Queens Park rangers

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

John Stamos.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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