- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Jewwy Jewstein

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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