Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Your text.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Anti Joke

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