Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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