Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Your mums a potato

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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