Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

c-? men, C-men

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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