Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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