Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Where's the dick??? east

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The Moon Landing.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Waffles ate my grandma

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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