Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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