- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Bark I'm a tree

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Whats green? The color green.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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