Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

haha Otarts was here

A man walks into a vagina

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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