No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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