- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

cats are pussies

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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