Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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I'm gay.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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