- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

The Moon Landing.

Where's the dick??? east

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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