- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

ejaculation JLR

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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