- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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