- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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