What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Leave. Now.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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