Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Yock

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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haha Otarts was here

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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