How did th-A fridge.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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