The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Rebecca Black's career.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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