why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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thomas!!!!

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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