- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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