- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

I grunt when I poop.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

hola said the chinese man

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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