What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Penis

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Your text.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Anti Joke

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