Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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