why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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am i invited to party? no

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Lacrosse

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Dylan Eichas

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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