Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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my bubbles!

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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whats forever alone me

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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this site is funny.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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