What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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whats forever alone me

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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