A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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GIVE

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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