Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A seal walks into a club...

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Anti Joke

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