Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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