Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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