why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Women's rights.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Lacrosse

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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japan4.

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Womens rights

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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