A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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japan4.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Womens rights

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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