- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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