Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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hi hi strager danger

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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japan4.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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