Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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troll----> hahaha---->

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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