I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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George Bush.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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