- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

just in time?

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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