- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

i love to lick...

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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