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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

* anti-punchline

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Alex Gedrose.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Ain't idn't a word.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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