- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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