Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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