Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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