Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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