- Anti Joke

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

A person from Singapore eats

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

A person from Singapore eats

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.