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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

This sentance contains three errers

hextech crafting too opieop

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

So a seal walks into a club.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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