- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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