Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A Fat Kenyan

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Once there was a girl named Andrea

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

thumb_up thumb_down -12

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I grunt when I poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops