- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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