what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

The government

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

tea with milk?

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

yes i can connor, this is brett.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Thats sweet, thank you then.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

women sports....

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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