I'm 4 and what is this?

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Nice belt.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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