orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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