- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Women's rights.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

When is a door not a door? Never.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

James Patrick Campbell

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