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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Lewis

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.