Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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NAACP

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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