- Anti Joke

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know