- Anti Joke

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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