sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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tom pauling

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Your mother is average.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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