- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

the lemon was sweet.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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