- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

THE GAME

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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