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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Your mom went to college

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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