Your mom is not fat!

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Potato!

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Bumsniffer

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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