- Anti Joke

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Bark I'm a tree

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

have safe sex