Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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