- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Ain't idn't a word.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Miscarriages.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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