I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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