Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Alex Gedrose.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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